the-absolute-best-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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pokemon4u:

This is What Happens When You Use the Wrong Moves

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”

“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.

“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

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elina-rose:

gambler-x:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO MAKE ME SAD!?!?!?!!?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT


Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…

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warweary-villein:

malformalady:

Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.

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blah-blahs:

hahahaha he’s imitating him. 


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